Apr 03
Calories.
(noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night…
Apr 03
>.> So true…
Hand Sanitizer kills 99% of germs. Voldemort kills anything but Harry Potter, which is 99% Basically… Voldemort = a bottle of Hand Sanitizer
Apr 03
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
— Sexiness
